Slartibartfast
Cygnus Construction is pleased to announce the addition of Slartibartfast to their staff of builders. An award-winning designer in his own right, Slartibartfast hails from the planet Magrathea. Besides being a talented builder, he also seems to have a knack for finding things, having won the station-wide treasure hunt twice running.
Asked how he felt about his wins, Slartibartfast commented, "Winning the Treasure Hunt means nearly as much to me as when I won an Design Award for my work on the Norwegian fjords on a planet known as Earth."
His only criticism is that the Treasure Hunt started an hour late. As a member of CamTim (Campaign for Real Time), he blames the inconsistent time-zones in use across the galaxy. To his way of thinking, this only highlights the need for a standardized galaxy time. He says CamTim are actively trying to promote GMT, Galaxy Mean Time.
We here at the Signal can only add that having such a multi-talented and strongly opininated being aboard Sigma Station will surely make for interesting times ahead.
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Second hand SEP along with a rather large quantity of pink paint I could do with getting rid of. Contact Slartibartfast.
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