Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Attention All Architects and Builders

We would like to have a planning meeting with as many builders as we possibly can.

Please leave a comment to let us know when you would be available so that we can pick a time that is convenient to the majority.

Thanks.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Introducing Cleverbot

by natebot13

Recently Sigma Station has seen a new influx of residents, or rather computer-generated residents. These mysterious residents range from roaming, talking, and info-giving beings to those who tell jokes or simply seem to spout absolute nonsense.  Station sensors indicate that many of them appear to be linked to another universe and are sending data back, causing Station officials concern that they may be opening Xylan and the entire Zanyck System up to security breaches.

All of these bots are in development by the entrepreneur natebot13 and his newly founded company Natebotics.  So far, these new robotic residents, although quite strange looking, are rather interesting in their workings and currently seem to be of no harm.  One of note is a bot who calls himself  'cleverbot' and always hangs out in or near Geiger Rising on Sigma Station.  To address him, simply mention his name when talking, and he'll reply back.  Once you've gained his attention, however,  he will make a remark to anything you say after that. To get him to stop replying to you, you must let him know you are done talking by saying something with the word 'bye' in it, as he seems to not take notice of any other end-of-conversation cues.

Other bots to come include the prototype 'mapper,' which will eventually roam rooms, making maps of the places it goes, and the guide bot, using the maps to guide you to places if you follow them. Enjoy the new artificial 'life' on Sigma Station, brought to you by Natebotics!


New Operator Commissioned

Congratulations to new Operator jeremy, who was just promoted recently by Station Commander duncanj.  We at the Sigma Signal wish him success with his new responsibilities.  We are confident he will continue to be of great assistance to everyone on Sigma Station.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Time Anomalies Discovered

The Sigma Signal has learned that recent protests by members of CamTim have prompted officials of Sigma Station to investigate certain time/space anomalies that have apparently been plaguing the station's Core.

CamTim's campaign to raise awareness of the different time standards at use throughout the galaxy had moved Station officials to put together a presentation designed to highlight the reliability and integrity of the Core's internal systems.

However, according to a station official who wishes to remain anonymous, Core Security staff noticed certain discrepancies in the Core's clock which may have impacted time and date stamps on various systems that rely on the Core to function, including share trading, Mud Wide Web terminals and even MUD mail terminals.  In some cases, Station documents showed as much as a five year gap in communications.

Some investigators attached to the inquiry have put forward the theory that the Station may have been bombarded by ionized particles or a proton storm that could have caused some sort of electronic interference in the Core's systems.  When approached for comment on the issue, Station Commander duncanj refused to make any official statement, but he was overheard to be mumbling something about "berries" and "pie" as he hurried into his office and locked the door.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

This Is A Test...

of the Sigma Signal Broadcasting System.  This is only a test. 

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Thank you.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Announcing: Eliza


Exclusive!

The Sigma Signal is pleased to announce the arrival of a new resident to Isis. The renowned psychoanalyst Eliza (Psy.D.) has moved into her office in the Upper Gallery of Biodome A. She will dispense analytic advice free of charge to all interested patients for the time being.

Eliza was trained at the exclusive Weizenbaum Academy and comes to Isis highly praised by colleagues past and present. The venerable analyst has been a leader in the field for some time now, and her decision to practice on Isis is considered a triumph for the denizens of the Biodome.

Architect Barnoid was instrumental in persuading Eliza to come to Isis, designing and building an exclusive office in Biodome A.  "Eliza has been listening to people for a very long time.  I hope she will be able to help improve the mental health of Isis and beyond," he said in a statement to the Signal.

It is our hope that her tenure here will be a long and successful one.

Treasure Hunt Winner

It looks like no one has been giving slartibartfast much competition lately!  Congrats to slartibartfast on several consecutive wins.

Classifieds

Wanted: Maps of Isis

Contact liquidhalo231

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Spotlight on:

Slartibartfast

Cygnus Construction is pleased to announce the addition of Slartibartfast to their staff of builders.  An award-winning designer in his own right, Slartibartfast hails from the planet Magrathea.  Besides being a talented builder, he also seems to have a knack for finding things, having won the station-wide treasure hunt twice running.

Asked how he felt about his wins, Slartibartfast commented, "Winning the Treasure Hunt means nearly as much to me as when I won an Design Award for my work on the Norwegian fjords on a planet known as Earth."

His only criticism is that the Treasure Hunt started an hour late. As a member of CamTim (Campaign for Real Time), he blames the inconsistent time-zones in use across the galaxy. To his way of thinking, this only highlights the need for a standardized galaxy time.  He says CamTim are actively trying to promote GMT, Galaxy Mean Time.

We here at the Signal can only add that having such a multi-talented and strongly opininated being aboard Sigma Station will surely make for interesting times ahead.


Classified Ads

Second hand SEP along with a rather large quantity of pink paint I could do with getting rid of.  Contact Slartibartfast.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

A Busy Week on Sigma Station!



A New Craze on Sigma Station

by liquidhalo231

A new craze has taken Sigma Station by storm. To the average person, climbing through a dusty vent is not something you do everyday. But a new group of people calling themselves "Vent Ninjas" are causing a stir in the public transportation sector. The craze of climbing through a vent seems to be catching on, for one reason because it offers quick and easy travel to other areas.

These so-called "Vent Ninjas" appear to be highly knowledgeable in the layout of the Sigma Station airflow system and use the system for daily travel around the station. It seems that this craze is gaining momentum, as a new book on this subject is in the works. Although it is at present untitled, it should be available at Euphrates Book in Biodome A on Isis soon.

This reporter reminds you not to venture into the vents without the required tools, as you could get stuck. Authorities say that climbing through air vents is not illegal but urge the public to close vents after they have used them and always take caution.

Security Alert

Rumours of criminal activities of a fraudulent nature are being strenuously denied by the Station's command staff. However it has been learned that at least one resident of the station has been incarcerated by authorities for illegal financially-related activities.

Authorities stress that there is no reason to be alarmed but remind residents that financial activities aboard Sigma Station are closely monitored by the Core security systems. Station Patrol Bot 4X1Z remains on high alert for other such behaviour.


Price Drop Announced

The Constellation Network has announced a new pricing scheme wherein travellers may opt to purchase a return ticket bundle at a reduced price when travelling to Isis from Sigma Station and back. One way tickets between the station and Isis are still available for purchase at the normal price of 500c each way, but the round trip ticket is available for 800c.

Network representatives stated that they hoped the reduced prices will encourage more travel to Isis and stimulate the economy.


Treasure Hunt Winners

Congratulations to xenoff and slartibartfast, our most recent treasure hunt winners.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Breaking News!

Welcome New Residents

The staff and crew of Sigma Station would like to welcome the many new residents who have recently come aboard after a recent wave of migration activity.  Please make yourselves at home and feel free to contact any member of the crew if you require assistance.

Station Commander duncanj, Architects Scribe and barnoid, Journalist tregina and Builder jeremy are available to help you. Jeremy would like to let everyone know that he ecstatic to see all of the new residents and that he welcomes any inquiries. Residents should not hesitate to ask him for help.

Core Upgrades

The operating systems in the Core have recently been upgraded to the new Mishberry Dessert version.  Systems seem to be operating normally, although intermittent communications problems have been reported.

In related news, Core Security officers had to detain several non-humanoid residents who had attempted to break into the Core.  When asked why they had attempted the break in, one of the suspects was overheard to say, "Mishberry? Sounds yummy!"

Treasure Hunt

Congrats to our most recent treasure hunt winner, jeremy.  Now will someone else please play and give him some competition???